Too Crazy Not To Share

I received this from my New York friend who's a little crazy, and it made me laugh. So if you need a laugh today, read on...

Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the office intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. In the memo field of all your checks, write " Diamond Smuggling"

4. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

5 . Don't use any punctuation

6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.

7. Specify repeatedly that your drive-through order is "To Go."

8. Sing along, real loud, at the opera.

9. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?

10. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom".

11. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"

12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your life! I think it's loose!!"

(Hope a couple of the ways made you laugh!)

April Lorier Perspective